25 Jan What you drink on a First Date says about you
So what does your first drink on a date say about you?
Beer draft – I’m a proper lads lad, like my beer, like to go out with the boys OR I can keep up with the boys I’m a ladette, and on it like a car bonnet!
Beer bottle – I’m a respectable sort of chap and I prefer quality over quantity – draft beer in restaurants is never good!
Double spirit – I need some of that Dutch courage
Soft drink – I’m serious about looking for love
Water tap water – I’m a cheap skate
Water bottled – I’m a little bland and some say I’m a snob
Blow job, slippery nipple or sex on the beach – I’m a perv (you’re a creep too if you say it with a smile!)
Snake bite – I wanna fight!!
Long Island – One of these and I’ll be sorted
Mojito – I’m a very patient person and not that thirsty right now
Courvoisier – I think I’m a rapper. Just call me Fif T
Grey goose – I think I’m cool I hear the V.I.P’s and celebs order it by the bottle
Wine and shot – I’m a wine guzzling piss head extraordinaire on a mission to get legless
Large wine – I am a wine whore, but I don’t think I’m that bad I only have 6 glasses a night that’s about half a bottle isn’t it?
Standard wine – I like to play it safe, I enjoy wine but in moderation
Spritzer – I like my wine but don’t want to get too pissed so I water it down
Gin – I like a good drink, but I’m emotionally unstable. I have my highs and I have my lows
Champagne – I have too much money, or I’m pretending to
Cava/Prosecco – I’m fun down to earth but like my bubbles
Tequila – I’m a little crazy, but in a good way
Shot (general) – I’m not bothered about eating on a date. Eatings cheating innit?
I wonder what the First Dates crowd will be drinking this evening 😉
